Review
This is an acapella parody of Enrique Iglesias’ song “Hero”. We went ahead and transcribed the lyrics for your pleasure. Hope you Facebook Stalkers enjoy this classic! It is absolutely Hilarious.
Lyrics
Verse 1
Would you poke, if I sent you a poke? Or would you run and never poke back. Is it weird that I know your hobbies? Will you be my friend tonight? Would you tremble, if I kissed your pics? Or would you laugh? Oh please tell me this. Why do I hide? From the one I love? Will you learn my name tonight.
Chorus
I can be your Facebook Stalker. I can click away the pain. I’ll be on your wall forever. You can’t take my mouse away.
Verse 2
Is it true, they’ve got Facebook in high school? And your sis, looks a lot like you? Now would you mind if I asked her out? When I’m 40, she’ll be 34.
Chorus
I can be your Facebook Stalker. I can click away the pain. I’ll be on your wall forever. You can’t take my mouse away.
Bridge
I just wanna add you, I just wanna add you, oh yeah! Why do I hide? From the one I love? Will you call the cops tonight?
Chorus
I can be your Facebook Stalker. I can click away the pain. I’ll be on your wall forever. You can’t take my mouse away.
Chorus Repeat
I can be your stalker. I can click away the pain. I’ll be on your wall forever. You can’t take my mouse away. You can’t take my mouse away. I can be your stalker…
