Facebook Stalker

"To be a Facebook Stalker, or not to be. That is the question."

Stalker Check Cannot be Added Right Now

Aug 5

Posted by Facebook Stalker in News | 3 Comments

I had been getting reports of the “Stalker Check” Facebook application not working. It continued to work fine for me, but in order to replicate what people were trying to do, I removed the application, and then tried to re-add it. That’s where the problem came in.

It won’t let me re-add the application after I removed it, and I’m sure that’s the same for people who haven’t used it before.

So, I suppose this means that if you were one of the first people to get it, then it still works for you, but I could not add the application at this time.

If anyone has any updates, please post it in the comments and we’ll make an update.

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Aug 3

Posted by Facebook Stalker in News | 2 Comments

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Yahoo! Answers – “Facebook Stalker Check”

Jul 31

Posted by Facebook Stalker in Popular Culture | 3 Comments

This Question is Hilarious!

Yahoo Answers! - Stop Stalking Them

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Stalker Check – Facebook Application Review

Jul 31

Posted by Facebook Stalker in Facebook Applications | 54 Comments

Updated link and ‘How it Works’

Link Updated

The link to the application has been updated. Their website www.stalkercheck.com is down, but their Facebook application is still working.

How it Works

From the developers of the application:

  • “Thanks everyone for your questions and comments. The list is based on a number of factors, but real interactions (wall posts, likes, comments etc) are weighted heavily. The app considers the last 200 friend interactions – for most people this means visitors over the last month.”

It shows you your top stalkers and actually ranks them in order. You then also have the option to click on your friends who have been “stalking” you and check out their top stalkers.

Accuracy

It is pretty accurate if the person that is stalking you also talks to you… The problem comes when the person that is stalking you tries to leave no trace (which is usually the case). I don’t think there will ever be a Facebook application that would let you trace the people that don’t want to be traced… there is always wishful thinking though!
Add the Stalker Checker Application

Adding the Application

When you click on the link for the Stalker Checker Application, you will see this ->

Stalker Checker In Use

Here is a screenshot of the application running under my account. For my the privacy of my friends and my own, I’ve blurred the images and names.

Stalker Check
What do you think?

Leave your comments about the Stalker Checker application here.

Urban Dictionary defines “Facebook Stalker”

Jul 22

Posted by Facebook Stalker in Popular Culture | No Comments

Urban Dictionary is an invaluable resource for Pop Culture terminology. It allows you to look up any slang that you hear and you get GOOD definitions, not that Webster kind of stuff.

Top 3 Definitions

  1. Someone who is obsessed with someone else and stalks them on facebook. Not always traceable or noticable, but clues are: wall posts replying to every status update, viewing every posted picture of the stalked, etc…
    • I think Hillary is turning into a facebook stalker, she replies to all of my status updates…
  2. Someone who is obsessed with someone else and stalks them on facebook. Not always traceable or noticable, but clues are: wall posts replying to every status update, viewing every posted picture of the stalked, etc…a person who spends large amounts of time on facebook looking at other people’s profiles. often browsing photos, walls (or wall-to-walls), groups, or recent activity posted on the stalked person’s mini-feed.
    • “you are such a facebook stalker!”
    • “i found out that sarah joined a group when i was facebook stalking her last night.”
    • “mikey is so hot, i think i’m gonna spend most of the night facebook stalking him looking at his pics.”
    • “did you see emily and jenny’s wall-to-wall? they were totally talking about you behind your back!”
  3. An individual who secretly looks up people on facebook, going through albums, comments and personal information to piece together a picture of this person. Potentially developing into an obsession.
    • Tristan is a facebook stalker, he fs’ed the girl before he went on his date with her. By the time they were eating dinner, he already knew what things she liked and disliked.

Definitions copied from Urban Dictionary.

“I can be your Facebook Stalker” Acapella Song on YouTube

Jul 19

Posted by Facebook Stalker in Videos | No Comments

Review

This is an acapella parody of Enrique Iglesias’ song “Hero”. We went ahead and transcribed the lyrics for your pleasure. Hope you Facebook Stalkers enjoy this classic! It is absolutely Hilarious.

Lyrics

Verse 1

Would you poke, if I sent you a poke? Or would you run and never poke back. Is it weird that I know your hobbies? Will you be my friend tonight? Would you tremble, if I kissed your pics? Or would you laugh? Oh please tell me this. Why do I hide? From the one I love? Will you learn my name tonight.

Chorus

I can be your Facebook Stalker. I can click away the pain. I’ll be on your wall forever. You can’t take my mouse away.

Verse 2

Is it true, they’ve got Facebook in high school? And your sis, looks a lot like you? Now would you mind if I asked her out? When I’m 40, she’ll be 34.

Chorus

I can be your Facebook Stalker. I can click away the pain. I’ll be on your wall forever. You can’t take my mouse away.

Bridge

I just wanna add you, I just wanna add you, oh yeah! Why do I hide? From the one I love? Will you call the cops tonight?

Chorus

I can be your Facebook Stalker. I can click away the pain. I’ll be on your wall forever. You can’t take my mouse away.

Chorus Repeat

I can be your stalker. I can click away the pain. I’ll be on your wall forever. You can’t take my mouse away. You can’t take my mouse away. I can be your stalker…

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Welcome to Facebook Stalker

Jul 16

Posted by Facebook Stalker in News | No Comments

Has someone ever stalked you on Facebook?  Or is someone stalking you right now?  Either way, we can help… both of you.  Here at Facebook Stalker, we don’t discriminate.

Keep it Private

Facebook leaves it up to you to keep things private. People can plead ignorance… but this is the internet. You need to be proactive if you’re going to be sharing private information. We’ll help you keep your private information, private by giving you the best tips on Facebook’s privacy controls.

Find Out More

We’ll give you the best tips and tricks, and maybe even develop a few tools to give you more insight to your Facebook world.

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