Facebook Stalker

Facebook IPOs and Joins the Nasdaq

Facebook Stalker — Fri, 18 May 2012 18:15:47 +0000

Do you know what this means? You can make money from people stalking! That’s right. Buy some Facebook Stock “FB” on Nasdaq and you’ll be buying a portion of Facebook. Finally stalking is profitable, happy days!

More information on Mashable

Your Very Own Personalized Facebook Stalker Horror Video

Facebook Stalker — Thu, 03 May 2012 00:56:45 +0000

TakeThisLollipop.com takes your Facebook information and transforms it into a very creepy video. Here is the Director of this creepy site.

Your Own Personalized Facebook Stalker Video is ready and waiting for you, will you take this lollipop?

Facebook Owns Your Organs When You Die

Facebook Stalker — Tue, 01 May 2012 16:01:13 +0000

Well, they don’t OWN your organs, but you can share if you are an organ donor on Facebook now. When you pass away, Facebook will know if you’re an organ donor if you elect to share this information. This will save lots of lives by providing more organ transplants. Check out Mark Zuckerburg’s commentary on it.

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Here is information on how to set this up on your profile:

Facebook Stalker – Standup Comedy Skit – Taylor Bos

Facebook Stalker — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 15:52:19 +0000

Here is what Talor Bos comedy skit on Facebook stalking says:

You guys like Facebook? Cool, I like Facebook. I like Facebook cause I got an ex-girlfriend that I’m still in love with. So how else am I supposed to stalk her? I don’t got the gas money to go up to Santa Monica every night. So for now, I just log in and cry. Sings: “I will remember”.

The only thing I don’t like about Facebook is I don’t like how it exposes how limited my wardrobe is. Everybody I’ve come in contact with knows I’m on a six shirt rotation which is awesome.

The other thing I don’t like right now about Facebook is that I made friends with someone with the same name as me. It’s pretty cool at first, but then you go around and start liking all my photos? So it looks like I’ve been going around. It’s making me look like a real weirdo right now.

Hey guys, know that photo I posted a year ago? Starting today, I like it too! Suprised you guys didn’t know that. That’s why I posted it.

You guys, I think the Pandora application on my phone thinks I’m a phone that just got dumped. You give a couple of thumbs up to a couple of love songs and you start cramming them down my throat. You don’t know me Pandora (but secretly keep them coming). I’m glad you know I’m a romantic. I love you Pandora. Look at me, I love you.

You got Stalk Blocked! – New Facebook Stalking Music Video – “This Social Net Ain’t Working”

Facebook Stalker — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 15:36:20 +0000

I love the term “Stalk Block”, it’s even made it to Urban Dictionary! Ever stalk a girl on Facebook before asking her out? A denied friend request hurts! Check out this awesome music video of some guys Facebook Stalking.

Here are the Lyrics:

This social net ain’t working
Baby girl just caught me lurking
Don’t worry girl, that’s just the way it’s done
We all log into Facebook to stalk someone

She’s working the angles,
Looking fine, looking thin
Birds eyes disquise those thighs and double chins
Your profile pics, they always rock me
But you make them prive, why you gotta stalk block me?

This social net ain’t working
Baby girl just caught me lurking
Don’t worry girl, that’s just the way it’s done
We all log into Facebook to stalk someone

Been keeping tabs on that bro you’re dating
He blocked me request, OMG he’s hating
Girl, who’s this chump posting on your wall?
Ain’t he seen my guns? He’s looking kinda small

Searching for the lights, I just need to know now
Your relationship is changed, so I’m Facebook Stalking you
Do you fly honey, and I have to make a move (have to make a move)
but not til I read her info, though I come off silky smooth (silky smooth)

This social net ain’t working
Baby girl just caught me lurking
Don’t worry girl, that’s just the way it’s done
We all log into Facebook to stalk someone

Rhett & Link’s Facebook Song

Facebook Stalker — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 13:13:06 +0000

Rhett & Link are known for making funny commercials for local businesses, but they went ahead and made a funny video for Facebook. Check it out:

Restraining Order on Mark Zuckerburg’s Facebook Stalker

Facebook Stalker — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 15:28:54 +0000

The ultimate Facebook Stalker (in a creepy, not good way) is awarded to 31-year-old Pradeep Manukonda who now has a restraining order from the founder of Facebook, Mark Zuckerburg, his sister Randi and his girlfriend. This is due to numerous creepy messages through Facebook, and even showing up at his house, not cool.

Source: Article on TMZ

Mark Zuckerburg on SNL – The Social Network Movie

Facebook Stalker — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 15:22:09 +0000

Mark Zuckerburg appeared on SNL alongside the actor Jesse Eisenberg who played him in the movie. Check out this awkward clip:

Steven Colbert on Privacy

Facebook Stalker — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 14:55:15 +0000

Steven Colbert Chimes in on Facebook Stalkers and Privacy.

American Civil Liberty Union Speaks out About Facebook Places

Facebook Stalker — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 04:00:37 +0000

The ACLU of Northern California is speaking out about the privacy concerns of Facebook’s new Places feature and quoting things like:

In the world of Facebook Places, “no” is unfortunately not an option.
Facebook is rolling out “here now,” privacy later.

Sources:
http://mashable.com/2010/08/18/aclu-privacy-facebook-places/,
http://www.aclunc.org/issues/technology/blog/facebook_places_check_this_out_before_you_check_in.shtml