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Steven Colbert on Privacy
Aug 25
We remember the AWESOME video from the Onion showing how a mom can stalk their kid online, however this new video “My Mom’s on Facebook” almost outdoes it. Check it out!
The new “Give it a Ponder” marketing campaign from LG is a series of commercials about texting that is hilarious. It tells you to think before you write up a text or update a status. Making the people mad that you are stalking, or may be stalking you, is probably not a good thing.
“Don’t post stupid stuff on Facebook.” Not only will your friends see it, your stalkers see it, but also future employers. Duh, but I suppose kids do need a reminder about this sorta thing.
Stalk Your Kids
Oct 22
Wow, who knew keeping tabs on your kids was so easy?!
Use the internet to monitor your child’s every move!
Thanks e-Mom!
Review
This is an acapella parody of Enrique Iglesias’ song “Hero”. We went ahead and transcribed the lyrics for your pleasure. Hope you Facebook Stalkers enjoy this classic! It is absolutely Hilarious.
Lyrics
Verse 1
Would you poke, if I sent you a poke? Or would you run and never poke back. Is it weird that I know your hobbies? Will you be my friend tonight? Would you tremble, if I kissed your pics? Or would you laugh? Oh please tell me this. Why do I hide? From the one I love? Will you learn my name tonight.
Chorus
I can be your Facebook Stalker. I can click away the pain. I’ll be on your wall forever. You can’t take my mouse away.
Verse 2
Is it true, they’ve got Facebook in high school? And your sis, looks a lot like you? Now would you mind if I asked her out? When I’m 40, she’ll be 34.
Chorus
I can be your Facebook Stalker. I can click away the pain. I’ll be on your wall forever. You can’t take my mouse away.
Bridge
I just wanna add you, I just wanna add you, oh yeah! Why do I hide? From the one I love? Will you call the cops tonight?
Chorus
I can be your Facebook Stalker. I can click away the pain. I’ll be on your wall forever. You can’t take my mouse away.
Chorus Repeat
I can be your stalker. I can click away the pain. I’ll be on your wall forever. You can’t take my mouse away. You can’t take my mouse away. I can be your stalker…
